seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
the fact you cannot see the camera is stressing me out like how the fuck did you take that
(via hey-assbut)
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
(via hey-assbut)
DIG IT: R2-D2 Domino’s Pizza box from Japan.
via @scottspizzatour / 8tokyo
I have so many things to do and I’m not going to do any of them
(Source: itisnotofimport, via titties-gone-wild)
This. Normally I sound vaguely British but on recording I sound like a fucking leprechaun.
(Source: rising--tidez, via titties-gone-wild)
girl you gonna need a permission slip to ride this dick
(via titties-gone-wild)
people used to have to paint their own selfies
(via titties-gone-wild)
apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google
(via titties-gone-wild)
why are you crying? here suck my dick it’ll make you feel better
(via titties-gone-wild)