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99.9% of the people on this website are stupid
i am the 1%
dumbass you mean 0.1%
That’s the joke smartass
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how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial where’s the wikihow page
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A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know
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when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
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crocodile*, but yes.
Good times, fucker nearly bit off me beer-holdin’ handWe girls have to wrestle a shark to the death.
This is how I lost my brother. He never would’ve survived in the real world anyway, so nbd.
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number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash.
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- me: hey I just met you and-
- me: why are you walking away
